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May tatalo ba dito? heheh ^_^
1. I couldn’t care a damn!
2. What’s your next class before this? (wag na lang kaya tayong pumasok?)
3. Nothing in this world is perfect except the word “change”
4. Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top? (redundant ba ito?)
5. My dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs! (Translation: Daming
pasalubong ng tatay ko…)
6. Standard and Chartered Bank
7. I’m very iterated!!! (ha? ok.)
8. I’m sorry, my boss just passed away. (translation: kakadaan lang ng boss nya…)
9. Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait? (now why didn’t i think of that?)
10. What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano? (they had babies?)
11. Don’t touch me not! (e di wag)
12. Hello?… For a while, please hang yourself… (suicide hotline?)
13. It’s spilled milk under the bridge.
14. Don’t change anything! Keep it at ease. (yeah… right)
15. Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney meal? (yung pang-batang pagkain…)
16. You!!! You’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!
17. Out of fit ako these days eh… (translation: di sya nakakapag-exercise. ..)
18. Come, let’s join us!
19. Bring down the house down!
20. I’m the world champion of the World!!!
21. Beneath the Belt! (malalim nga to)
22. Can you repeat it once again?
23. Mukhang haggard-looking. (stresstabs lang yan)
24. Do you have more brighter ideas?
25. Halatang obvious naman yata.
26. Wag ka nang photo-conscious! (or camera-shy ba dapat yon?)
Add comment August 14th, 2007
MGA SABLAY NA HIRIT…
“Well well well. Look do we have here!”
“It’s a no-win-win situation.”
“Burn the bridge when you get there.”
“Anulled and void.”
“Mute and academic.”
“C’mon let’s join us!”
“If worse comes to shove.”
“Are you joking my leg?”
“It’s not my problem anymore, it’s your problem anymore.”
“You can never can tell.”
“Been there, been that.”
“Forget it about it.”
“Give him the benefit of the daw.”
“It’s a blessing in the sky.”
“Right there and right then.”
“Where’d you came from?”
“Take things first at a time.”
“You’re barking at the wrong dog.”
“You want to have your cake and bake it too.”
“First and for all.”
“Now and there.”
“I’m only human nature.”
“The sky’s the langit.”
“That’s what I’m talking about it.”
“One of these days is not like the other.”
“So far, so good, so far.”
“Time is of the elements.”
“In the wink of an eye.”
“The feeling is actual.”
“For all intense and purposes.”
“I ran into some errands.”
“Hi. I’m , what’s yours?”
“What is the world is coming to?”
“What is the next that is?”
“Get the most of both worlds.”
“Bahala na sila sa mga batman nila.”
“Whatever you say so.”
“Base-to-base casis.”
“My answers have been prayered.”
“Please me alone!”
‘It’s as brand as new.”
“So… what’s a beautiful girl like you?….”
“I can’t take it anymore of this!”
“Are you sure ka na ba?”
“Can’t you just cut me some slacks?”
Add comment August 14th, 2007
Ano ang dapat gawin kung tinatamad kang magtrabaho?
Huwag aabsent.
Huwag male-late.
Pagkaupo mo sa iyong lamesa, buksan isa-isa ang drawer at magkalkal. Kunwari ay may hinahanap.
Pagkatapos mong magkalkal, tumayo ka at tunguhin ang mga filing cabinet. Maghanap ka ng ipis. Kung wala kang mahanap, tingnan mo ang iyong incoming & outgoing tray. Kalkalin at maghanap ng mga natira sa iyong mga kinutkot kahapon. Huwag kakainin muli. Labag sa kagandahang asal.
Kung naglalaway ka sa mga iyon ay kunin mo ang nagamit mong tissue paper na nailagay mo sa iyong frontrawer at ipunas sa laway mo. Pagkatapos ay ilagay muli sa drawer. Maaari mo pang magamit iyon bukas. Malaking katipiran sa iyo.
Kung biglang dumating ang iyong boss, hawakan kaagad ang telepono at magsalita. Kunwari ay tinatanong ka ng iyong kausap tungkol sa mga dokumento. Sumagot ka ng “Oh! I am sorry but I will bring that to your office immediately.” Kumuha kaagad ng kahit anong folder at magpaalam ng maayos at buong giliw sa iyong boss. Lumabas ng nagmamadali.
Pumunta ka sa CR. Magsuklay. Tingnan mabuti ang sarili. Mag-retouch kung babae. Tingnan kung baligtad ang underwear na naisuot at kung lalaki, maghilamos at basain ng konti ang buhok. Magtiris ng mga taghiyawat. Magtagal ng mga limang minuto.
Pagkabalik mo sa iyong opisina, buksan ang computer. Hintaying matapos ang Auto Scan. Marami ring minuto ang magugugol dito. Magbukas ng isang file… Isa pa… at isa pa uli…!!! Pumunta sa ccmail, tingnan ang inbox kung may hindi pa nababasa. Magbasa. Kunwari ay bagong pasok ka lamang sa Grade One.
Pagkatapos ay kunin ang mga dapat gawing report. Titigang mabuti. Pag-aralan ang klase ng papel na ginamit. Bilangin kung ilang words ang nagamit.
Kung may tumawag sa telepono, kaagad sagutin. Huwag mong hayaang ibaba kaagad ng kausap. Kumustahin. Tanungin tungkol sa mga National Issues katulad ng tungkol sa mga jokes kay Erap o kaya ang pagkamatay ni Princess Di. Kumustahin din ang latest style ng kanyang damit pati na kung saan nagpapa-manicure at pedicure. Huwag lalagpas ng isang oras ang pakikipag-usap. Magagalit ang iyong
boss.
Kung may report na tatapusin, tapusin ng eksakto sa deadline hour. Kung may ita-type, magtype ng 10 wpm.
Tunguhin ang mga file na inipon sa loob ng ilang araw. Ayusin isa-isa habang ini-imagine ang sarili na sumasahod ng 15,000 pesos isang buwan. Huwag tatapusin. Magtira ng para sa ilang araw na gawain.
Palaging magtungo sa CR. Kunwari ay may LBM. Palagi ring bumisita sa ibang department, makipagchikahan.
Huwag mong titingnan ang iyong relo habang ginagawa mo ang lahat ng nasa itaas. Kapag ginawa mo iyon ay lalo kang maiinip. Hayaang mag-enjoy ang sarili sa iyong katamaran. Magugulat ka na lamang na “time” na pala para umuwi.
Ayusin ang lamesa na para bang napakarami ng iyong trinabaho. At bago umuwi, dumaan ng CR. Tingnan at hipuin ang mukha kung gaano kakapal. Huwag pansinin ang mga kasamahan na mula umaga ay tingin ng tingin sa iyo. Hindi naman sila ang nagpapasuweldo.
Add comment June 20th, 2007
It’s all in the mind…
Click <more> and test how your mind works…is it wholesome or dirty!?
Add comment June 12th, 2007
Say Goodbye to Tony Blair
Yes, 54 years old Prime Minister Tony Blair is set to go on June 27, 2007! He filed his letter of intention to resign as Labour Part Leader last May 10, 2007 to his constituency of Sedgefield.
Tony Blair succeeded John Smith, upon his death, as leader of the British Labour Party last July 1994. During his term, the party abandoned many decades-old policy goals. Blair was indeed, exemplary in his field. As New York Times said, “Tony Blair swept into office in 1997 in a burst of youthful exuberance, and in his early years as prime minister it seemed that he could reshape his country and its politics on the strength of his inexhaustible energy, unflagging smile and seemingly limitless charm alone.”
Blair is the longest-serving prime minister of the Labour Party. He was the only person to have led the party to three consecutive general election victories, and the only Labour prime minister to serve more than one full consecutive term. He did exceptionally well as a prime minister and he will surely be missed.
Gordon Brown, previously considered for the position of Prime Minister upon Smith’s death, is to take over Blair’s seat starting June 27, 2007.
Farewell to Tony Blair as Prime Minister of United Kingdom. Welcome back to the plain and simple life!
1 comment May 23rd, 2007
Viagra to aid on jet lag
Viagra (scientifically known as “sildenafil citrate”) is no longer a mere blue pills for male impotence. It has recently been found that viagra pills can help recover from jet lag up to 50 percent faster.
Pfizer, the world’s largest drug maker, is marketing Viagra to treat erectile dysfunction, as approved by the US Food and Drug Administration in 1998. However, recent research has found Viagra to also help re-set the body’s internal clock, aiding to a faster recovery from jet-lags. Researches said that Viagra interferes with an enzyme that lowers levels of a naturally occurring compound that plays a role in the regulation of teh circadian cycle (body’s internal clock).
Scientists conducted a test on adult male hamsters to check for the validity of the research. And the result for the test was positive. Viagra did help the hamster adjust well on jet-lag. However, it was only helpful on eastbound flights, and not on westbound flights. Also, this research is yet to be tested on humans.
This shows a good potential for the Viagra market. Who knows, one day, a sexy flight attendant may be giving you a blue pill as you board the plane. But until then, men can simply enjoy viagra as prescribed by doctors.
Add comment May 23rd, 2007
Condom I.Q. Test
This test originates from Men’s Health! What you don’t know–could hurt you!!! Try this one and post comments for your answers…you might help other readers by sharing your knowledge! If you don’t know the answers…keep track of this post until someone answers the questions for you! Or beg for others to answer specific questions that bug you. ^_^ Enjoy!
1. The best way to put on a condom is?
* Place it on the head of the penis and unroll it all the way to the base
* Remove it from the package, unroll it and pull it over the penis
* Remove it from package, inflate it and pull over the penis like a sock
* Without even removing it from the packaging
2. The proper way to remove a latex condom from its package is?
* By tearing the packaging in half down the middle
* By opening it before you need it and placing it on a bedside table just in case
* By tearing off just the top of the foil package, being careful not to rip the condom
* By using your teeth
3. Next to abstinence, the most effective protection against sexually transmitted diseases is proper condom use. Yet, some people still won’t use condoms because?
* They’re too embarrassed to buy them
* They trust their partner’s health and assurances
* They do not take the risks seriously
* It’s too much effort
4. Carrying condoms in your wallet may?
* Keep you prepared
* Damage the condoms and the packaging
* Wear off the expiration date
* Make you feel really cool
5. The following should never be used as a lubricant with latex condoms?
* K-Y Jelly
* Vaseline
* Water
* Silicone gel
6. Latex condoms should be stored?
* In the refrigerator
* In your wallet
* In a dry, cool place
* In a bedside drawer
7. Packaged condoms that are coated with a spermicide are good for approximately?
* 12 months
* 3 years
* 5 years
* 6 sex partners
8. Packaged condoms are good for approximately?
* 12 months
* 3 years
* 5 years
* 2 weeks at Club Med
9. The condoms that provide the most protection are made from?
* Natural animal membranes
* Latex rubber
* Silicone-coated linen
* Polyurethane
Add comment May 17th, 2007
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