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Sex Myths
I have read recently in Men’s Health a very interesting article that I want to share here…it’s about the top 10 myths on sex life, and whether they are true or not.. Here it is…
1) Uncircumcised men have better sex.
FALSE: Researchers studied men who underwent circumcision as adults had no significant difference in sex drive, erection, ejaculation, or overall satisfaction. So it doesn’t matter whether you’re cut or not…it’s the sex that counts!
2) Some women can orgasm through nipple stimulation alone.
TRUE: Every woman is different, but one study shows that the upper portion of the breast, from 10 o’clock to 2 o’clock, is ultrasensitive enough to provide orgasm. So girls…be extra careful in bumping those boobies….might have some spontaneous orgasm…watch Grey’s anatomy to see how bad that illness could be.
3) The average erection measures 8 inches.
FALSE: In a recent study, 63 percent of men complained of having inferior hardware — but none of them was smaller than normal! Normal is between 5.5 and 6.2 inches long when erect and 4.7 to 5.1 inches around. So don’t worry too much…you’re fairly within the limit.
4) Oysters make you horny.
FALSE: Its YOU who make you horny. “There is no scientific evidence that oysters increase libido,” says Jon L. Pryor, M.D., a professor of urologic surgery at the University of Minnesota. So don’t blame it to the oysters ok!
5) Green M&Ms make you horny.
FALSE: It’s the green in you that makes you horny and not the M&Ms ok…
6) Semen is low-carb.
FALSE: Semen is mostly fruit sugar (fructose) and enzymes — not low-carb. So don’t even think of using it for your diet…
7) Cutting out broccoli will make your semen taste better.
TRUE: Semen is naturally bitter, and eating broccoli and drinking coffee can make it worse. A ray of hope for the Oral Sex Diet!
8 ) Men think about sex every 7 seconds.
FALSE: The truth is that only 23 percent of men claim to fantasize frequently. But maybe the rest are just too distracted to check the clock.
9) Some women can orgasm just from working out.
TRUE: A lot of women require a buildup of tension in their legs to achieve orgasm, so when they combine this with exercise (like a hanging knee rais) and the release of endorphins and dopamine, it can cause the clitoral stimulation that is needed. Oopss…take care when going to the gym…you wouldn’t want to do it there…unless…hmm…
10) Having sex in water (swimming pool, hot tub, shower) will kill sperm.
TRUE: Though a hot tub can overheat your testicles and kill sperm, there should be plenty left for the egg hunt. Some of your swimmers may die, but it isn’t an effective method of birth control.
(diclaimer: the above-text is an edited copy of the list from Men’s health with some personal comments)
Add comment October 30th, 2007
LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.
Charlotte , North Carolina .
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and
expensive cigars, then insured them against, among
other things, fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile
of these great cigars and without yet having made
even his first premium payment on the policy the
lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were
lost “in a series of small fires.”
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the
obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars
in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued and WON!
(Stay with me.)
Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the
insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The
judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a
policy from the company, which it had warranted that
the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would
insure them against fire, without defining what is
considered to be unacceptable “fire” and was
obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal
process, the insurance company accepted the ruling
and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the
cigars lost in the “fires”.
NOW FOR THE BEST PART..
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance
company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
With his own insurance claim and testimony from
the previous case being used against him, the lawyer
was convicted of intentionally burning his insured
property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and
a $24,000 fine.
This is a true story and was the First Place
winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.
Add comment October 24th, 2007
Shih Tzu Puppies For Sale
1 boy and 1 girl left
- good champ-line (15 red marks)
- tricolor (white, black, gold/dark brown)
- princess type
- complete with vaccines and papers
Contact Christine: 09174216701
visit shobeceo.multiply.com for more pictures
Add comment October 22nd, 2007
Makulay Ang Buhay Sa Sinabawang Gulay - Knorr Commercial Jingle
A E/G# F#m E
Dati ang gulay ‘di ko tinitikman
D C#m E
Parati na lang iniiwasan
A E/G# F#m E
Pero ang gulay ay masarap pala
D (D#) E
Kapag sinabawan mo siya
A E/G#
Makulay (makulay)
F#m E
Ang buhay (ang buhay)
D C#m
Makulay ang buhay
Bm (D-C#m-Bm-A)
Sa sinabawang gulay
Sinabawang gulay, sarap talaga
Ang bawat higop ay puno ng saya
Sinabawang gulay, sarap namnamin
Lumalakas ako, lahat ay kayang gawin
Makulay (makulay)
Ang buhay (ang buhay)
Makulay ang buhay
Sa sinabawang gulay
(shift half-note higher)
Sabaw pa lamang ay healthy na
Lagyan ng knorr at gulay, kami’y tuwang tuwa
Gumagaling ng todo sa aral at laro
Kaya’t tara na maki-higop na kayo
Makulay (makulay)
Ang buhay (ang buhay)
Makulay ang buhay
Sa sinabawang gulay
Makulay (makulay)
Ang buhay (ang buhay)
Makulay ang buhay
Sa sinabawang gulay
Add comment September 7th, 2007
Gateway’s The Simpson + Shobeceo
Gateway Cineplex features The Simpson (Movie) with a 3D caricature at the entrance door of Cinema 2, (if I’m not mistaken)…well, I haven’t watched it but I had a picture with them..hahaha…it’s cool… ^_^
Add comment August 22nd, 2007
May tatalo ba dito? heheh ^_^
1. I couldn’t care a damn!
2. What’s your next class before this? (wag na lang kaya tayong pumasok?)
3. Nothing in this world is perfect except the word “change”
4. Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top? (redundant ba ito?)
5. My dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs! (Translation: Daming
pasalubong ng tatay ko…)
6. Standard and Chartered Bank
7. I’m very iterated!!! (ha? ok.)
8. I’m sorry, my boss just passed away. (translation: kakadaan lang ng boss nya…)
9. Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait? (now why didn’t i think of that?)
10. What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano? (they had babies?)
11. Don’t touch me not! (e di wag)
12. Hello?… For a while, please hang yourself… (suicide hotline?)
13. It’s spilled milk under the bridge.
14. Don’t change anything! Keep it at ease. (yeah… right)
15. Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney meal? (yung pang-batang pagkain…)
16. You!!! You’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!
17. Out of fit ako these days eh… (translation: di sya nakakapag-exercise. ..)
18. Come, let’s join us!
19. Bring down the house down!
20. I’m the world champion of the World!!!
21. Beneath the Belt! (malalim nga to)
22. Can you repeat it once again?
23. Mukhang haggard-looking. (stresstabs lang yan)
24. Do you have more brighter ideas?
25. Halatang obvious naman yata.
26. Wag ka nang photo-conscious! (or camera-shy ba dapat yon?)
Add comment August 14th, 2007
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