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Ano ang dapat gawin kung tinatamad kang magtrabaho?
Huwag aabsent.
Huwag male-late.
Pagkaupo mo sa iyong lamesa, buksan isa-isa ang drawer at magkalkal. Kunwari ay may hinahanap.
Pagkatapos mong magkalkal, tumayo ka at tunguhin ang mga filing cabinet. Maghanap ka ng ipis. Kung wala kang mahanap, tingnan mo ang iyong incoming & outgoing tray. Kalkalin at maghanap ng mga natira sa iyong mga kinutkot kahapon. Huwag kakainin muli. Labag sa kagandahang asal.
Kung naglalaway ka sa mga iyon ay kunin mo ang nagamit mong tissue paper na nailagay mo sa iyong frontrawer at ipunas sa laway mo. Pagkatapos ay ilagay muli sa drawer. Maaari mo pang magamit iyon bukas. Malaking katipiran sa iyo.
Kung biglang dumating ang iyong boss, hawakan kaagad ang telepono at magsalita. Kunwari ay tinatanong ka ng iyong kausap tungkol sa mga dokumento. Sumagot ka ng “Oh! I am sorry but I will bring that to your office immediately.” Kumuha kaagad ng kahit anong folder at magpaalam ng maayos at buong giliw sa iyong boss. Lumabas ng nagmamadali.
Pumunta ka sa CR. Magsuklay. Tingnan mabuti ang sarili. Mag-retouch kung babae. Tingnan kung baligtad ang underwear na naisuot at kung lalaki, maghilamos at basain ng konti ang buhok. Magtiris ng mga taghiyawat. Magtagal ng mga limang minuto.
Pagkabalik mo sa iyong opisina, buksan ang computer. Hintaying matapos ang Auto Scan. Marami ring minuto ang magugugol dito. Magbukas ng isang file… Isa pa… at isa pa uli…!!! Pumunta sa ccmail, tingnan ang inbox kung may hindi pa nababasa. Magbasa. Kunwari ay bagong pasok ka lamang sa Grade One.
Pagkatapos ay kunin ang mga dapat gawing report. Titigang mabuti. Pag-aralan ang klase ng papel na ginamit. Bilangin kung ilang words ang nagamit.
Kung may tumawag sa telepono, kaagad sagutin. Huwag mong hayaang ibaba kaagad ng kausap. Kumustahin. Tanungin tungkol sa mga National Issues katulad ng tungkol sa mga jokes kay Erap o kaya ang pagkamatay ni Princess Di. Kumustahin din ang latest style ng kanyang damit pati na kung saan nagpapa-manicure at pedicure. Huwag lalagpas ng isang oras ang pakikipag-usap. Magagalit ang iyong
boss.
Kung may report na tatapusin, tapusin ng eksakto sa deadline hour. Kung may ita-type, magtype ng 10 wpm.
Tunguhin ang mga file na inipon sa loob ng ilang araw. Ayusin isa-isa habang ini-imagine ang sarili na sumasahod ng 15,000 pesos isang buwan. Huwag tatapusin. Magtira ng para sa ilang araw na gawain.
Palaging magtungo sa CR. Kunwari ay may LBM. Palagi ring bumisita sa ibang department, makipagchikahan.
Huwag mong titingnan ang iyong relo habang ginagawa mo ang lahat ng nasa itaas. Kapag ginawa mo iyon ay lalo kang maiinip. Hayaang mag-enjoy ang sarili sa iyong katamaran. Magugulat ka na lamang na “time” na pala para umuwi.
Ayusin ang lamesa na para bang napakarami ng iyong trinabaho. At bago umuwi, dumaan ng CR. Tingnan at hipuin ang mukha kung gaano kakapal. Huwag pansinin ang mga kasamahan na mula umaga ay tingin ng tingin sa iyo. Hindi naman sila ang nagpapasuweldo.
Add comment June 20th, 2007
Viagra to aid on jet lag
Viagra (scientifically known as “sildenafil citrate”) is no longer a mere blue pills for male impotence. It has recently been found that viagra pills can help recover from jet lag up to 50 percent faster.
Pfizer, the world’s largest drug maker, is marketing Viagra to treat erectile dysfunction, as approved by the US Food and Drug Administration in 1998. However, recent research has found Viagra to also help re-set the body’s internal clock, aiding to a faster recovery from jet-lags. Researches said that Viagra interferes with an enzyme that lowers levels of a naturally occurring compound that plays a role in the regulation of teh circadian cycle (body’s internal clock).
Scientists conducted a test on adult male hamsters to check for the validity of the research. And the result for the test was positive. Viagra did help the hamster adjust well on jet-lag. However, it was only helpful on eastbound flights, and not on westbound flights. Also, this research is yet to be tested on humans.
This shows a good potential for the Viagra market. Who knows, one day, a sexy flight attendant may be giving you a blue pill as you board the plane. But until then, men can simply enjoy viagra as prescribed by doctors.
Add comment May 23rd, 2007
See and learn how to sketch…
Isn’t it great to see an actual portrait…more so if it is yours or of someone you know…. let me show you how an actual sketching is done…check it out…i tell you…you shouldn’t miss it for the world…simply click on the image below to see how it was drawn…enjoy learning…
Add comment April 26th, 2007
How your brain copes from a traumatic event
Scientists have studied how our brains process tragedy — and they think dreams may play a role. This conclusion was derived from the experiences of the people recovering from the 9/11 event .
They found out that the more people watch the TV coverage of the planes crashing as the two towers fall, the more they are inclined to get nightmares. And the longer time they need to adjust and cope up. But here is the funny twist, the more you keep on talking about the event, the faster you recover from the experience. Well, this is explained with the fact that one gets to release traumatic emotion while talking about it.
So here is the lesson: If for example, one night, you had a terrible sexual partner. To move on from the experience, stop watching hardcore porn for a while and just start talking to people about how bad he/she is in bed. And soon you’ll see yourself fully-recovered and as if nothing happened. LOL. ^_^
Add comment April 25th, 2007
Earn while you sit back and blog…
Who wouldn’t want to earn money on their leisure time? NO ONE!!!
Did you know that you can get paid while simply posting your day-to-day bluffs on your blog?
I have a simple tip to give you. Monetize your blogs and websites by signing up for Adsense. What is Adsense? These are the tiny advertisements you see on the internet. These are ads paid for by publishers in order to market their site or have internet users see their ad or site.
First thing you have to do is setup your blog or website, if you don’t have one yet. If you already have one…you can proceed to sign up for an Adsense account. (Note: It is important that you state your real identity, address, and contact nos. at your Adsense account to make sure you receive your payment) Upon getting your personal Adsense account…you simply have to put on your blog or website the Adsense code that will be given to you. And the code will run by itself and earn money for you while you sit back and do nothing but blog.
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Add comment April 24th, 2007
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