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Shih Tzu model
Baby pa lng at pa-cute na si Slyt…practicing for modeling! Slyt is the third among the four litters that Sexy had last Sept. 9. He is very sweet, kya lng lge tulog…batugan daw (d nman…slyt lng, hehe)… he had the most brown color and he was the fattest at that time…Im keeping him and I want him to be like his daddy Nichos…mahilig sa chix…para go lng ng go sa pag-stud, hehehe!
This pic looks promising…hehe….btw….spike is the one at the middle, he’s the last one available for sale…sobra kulet and playful…malambing din and cute ng spots nya…it’s like wings….equal kc sa back….and he had the darkest spots. Interested to adopt Spike? just pm me or txt me at 09174216701. ^_^
Add comment November 6th, 2007
Sex Myths
I have read recently in Men’s Health a very interesting article that I want to share here…it’s about the top 10 myths on sex life, and whether they are true or not.. Here it is…
1) Uncircumcised men have better sex.
FALSE: Researchers studied men who underwent circumcision as adults had no significant difference in sex drive, erection, ejaculation, or overall satisfaction. So it doesn’t matter whether you’re cut or not…it’s the sex that counts!
2) Some women can orgasm through nipple stimulation alone.
TRUE: Every woman is different, but one study shows that the upper portion of the breast, from 10 o’clock to 2 o’clock, is ultrasensitive enough to provide orgasm. So girls…be extra careful in bumping those boobies….might have some spontaneous orgasm…watch Grey’s anatomy to see how bad that illness could be.
3) The average erection measures 8 inches.
FALSE: In a recent study, 63 percent of men complained of having inferior hardware — but none of them was smaller than normal! Normal is between 5.5 and 6.2 inches long when erect and 4.7 to 5.1 inches around. So don’t worry too much…you’re fairly within the limit.
4) Oysters make you horny.
FALSE: Its YOU who make you horny. “There is no scientific evidence that oysters increase libido,” says Jon L. Pryor, M.D., a professor of urologic surgery at the University of Minnesota. So don’t blame it to the oysters ok!
5) Green M&Ms make you horny.
FALSE: It’s the green in you that makes you horny and not the M&Ms ok…
6) Semen is low-carb.
FALSE: Semen is mostly fruit sugar (fructose) and enzymes — not low-carb. So don’t even think of using it for your diet…
7) Cutting out broccoli will make your semen taste better.
TRUE: Semen is naturally bitter, and eating broccoli and drinking coffee can make it worse. A ray of hope for the Oral Sex Diet!
8 ) Men think about sex every 7 seconds.
FALSE: The truth is that only 23 percent of men claim to fantasize frequently. But maybe the rest are just too distracted to check the clock.
9) Some women can orgasm just from working out.
TRUE: A lot of women require a buildup of tension in their legs to achieve orgasm, so when they combine this with exercise (like a hanging knee rais) and the release of endorphins and dopamine, it can cause the clitoral stimulation that is needed. Oopss…take care when going to the gym…you wouldn’t want to do it there…unless…hmm…
10) Having sex in water (swimming pool, hot tub, shower) will kill sperm.
TRUE: Though a hot tub can overheat your testicles and kill sperm, there should be plenty left for the egg hunt. Some of your swimmers may die, but it isn’t an effective method of birth control.
(diclaimer: the above-text is an edited copy of the list from Men’s health with some personal comments)
Add comment October 30th, 2007
LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.
Charlotte , North Carolina .
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and
expensive cigars, then insured them against, among
other things, fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile
of these great cigars and without yet having made
even his first premium payment on the policy the
lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were
lost “in a series of small fires.”
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the
obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars
in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued and WON!
(Stay with me.)
Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the
insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The
judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a
policy from the company, which it had warranted that
the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would
insure them against fire, without defining what is
considered to be unacceptable “fire” and was
obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal
process, the insurance company accepted the ruling
and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the
cigars lost in the “fires”.
NOW FOR THE BEST PART..
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance
company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
With his own insurance claim and testimony from
the previous case being used against him, the lawyer
was convicted of intentionally burning his insured
property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and
a $24,000 fine.
This is a true story and was the First Place
winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.
Add comment October 24th, 2007
Shih Tzu Puppies For Sale
1 boy and 1 girl left
- good champ-line (15 red marks)
- tricolor (white, black, gold/dark brown)
- princess type
- complete with vaccines and papers
Contact Christine: 09174216701
visit shobeceo.multiply.com for more pictures
Add comment October 22nd, 2007
Reduce aging with a Shih Tzu by your side
The world has grown to be too complicated, the environment is polluted, and days pass by so fast and the only natural and logical consequence of all these is fast aging…Stress makes aging faster! One way to counter this is by having a playmate or rather a pet by your side that would help you enjoy every bit of life.
With a pet by your side, the world seems to slow back to its natural pace. You get to enjoy little events such as a simple bark, a kiss from your pet, and the time you spend to play with each other. Especially when special moments come your way and you two share this special moment together.
A little time out of the real world, with your pet, is truly to be cherished. It feels great to lay down at night with my shih tzu by my side. I can feel her warmth and she would keep so close to me, as if hugging me. I can’t explain much the soothing feeling of having a pet. But one thing is for sure…Sexy, my shih tzu, has been an important part of my life and I wouldn’t exchange for anything in the world the time we spent together. It’s as if I had a partner, a parent, a baby, a friend, all in one. ^_^
Add comment October 1st, 2007
Sexy delivered her first babies…last Sunday…
Yez…finally, my baby sexy has delivered her first set of babies last Sunday (Sept. 9)…she gave birth to 4 cute babies, este puppies… i prayed that she would give birth on a sunday, coz it’s my only free day, and i want to be by her side when that time comes…and it was an answered prayer…last sunday…at aroung 10:30 am…sexy had her labor…
what are the signs for pregnancy labor for dogs? well, she was moaning…it’s as if she is crying…maybe due to the pain of labor…then she urinates frequently and vomit at times…she kept on hiding and pushing herself to the corners of the house, even under the sofa…i think she’s trying to find her comfort corner (comfort zone)… then she began to have some discharge…but the real cue was when i saw a plastic-like balloon coming out of her vagina…it was her water-bag…
once the water-bag is broken..the puppies will start to come out one by one…there is a long interval between the first and second puppy…they said it was to be expected since the mother will have to learn to take care of the first puppy first…sexy’s delivery lasted until past 12nn…there were four puppies (girl, boy, boy, boy)…
i’ll post more tom, including the pics and videos…i’m just so glad that im now a lola..hehehe
2 comments September 11th, 2007
Gateway’s The Simpson + Shobeceo
Gateway Cineplex features The Simpson (Movie) with a 3D caricature at the entrance door of Cinema 2, (if I’m not mistaken)…well, I haven’t watched it but I had a picture with them..hahaha…it’s cool… ^_^
Add comment August 22nd, 2007
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